I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again. You cannot shoot a corporate video on your iPhone and not look like a doofus and lose a shitload of credibility. I never told anybody to do it, not a single time—never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people.
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