OK, it’s Monday morning. I have a nasty low pressure headache and the video editing footage equivalent of Apocalypse Now staring at me. Need to work up to this. Coffee. And here they come, straight to my inbox, the bottom feeders. The pukey little opportunists who play off your every neurosis to help you become a success in spite of the fact that you are such a loser. Here’s one: “Five Leadership Lessons from the Beatles.” from Josh Linkner. Really? You had the whole weekend and that’s all you could come up with? I know you’re thinking, why don’t you just unsubscribe shithead? Because it never ceases to amaze me.

Who are these people? Seth Godin, Michael Hyatt, Jeff Goins, Josh Brogan and let’s not forget Hay House. They have the solution for everything. They have to constantly think up new bullshit to keep you on the hook. Every morning I read the list of stuff I get to my wife while she rolls her eyes. I smell an intervention coming.

Who’s buying into this shit? I could go on and on with all the inane titles I get everyday but you get the point. I even accepted a call from one of these guys and told him he was insulting my intelligence but he just keeps coming at me. I guess I get some perverse pleasure out of this nuttiness.