Plan the work, work the plan:

I was almost 71 when I passed these certifications.
I was 90 days out from a VA detox from Xanax and alcohol.
I must have still been high when I signed up.
When I received the materials I panicked.
It looked like day one at med school. WTF?
I immediately tried to get a refund, stating “I don’t wanna be a doctor, I just want to train people.”
This was the whole body, respiratory, digestion and the nervous system. Yikes!
I always loved exercise and I was going to use this knowledge to generate another revenue stream
Saving my own life was also a good idea. ????
After passing my certifications, I was immediately hired by LA Fitness and quickly found they’re not into fitness, they’re into money.
The Gambino family could learn a thing or two from these guys. ????
I had to wake up a bunch of dead brain cells to pass these tests but the knowledge I amassed in the process is with me today.
The study of the body and the nutritional training I received is incredible.
Eighty is only a year away and I have to say, I’m in great shape and ready for anything.
I mean…anything. ????

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