Ever wonder if there’s any accounting for the way we treated our human movement systems after we pass?

Will we be asked “What did you do to yourself?”

In the beginning, most of us arrived here healthy and mentally intact.

But then you showed no appreciation for the miracles that we are, and went to work showing how much you didn’t care.

You became sick and tired and unable to complete your mission

Whatever that was.

We became a burden to loved ones, the government and the healthcare system.

Early on, you developed diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure and all sorts of cancers.

You occupied hospital beds meant for the seriously ill.

You were no longer able to work and unable to leave the house without the help of the local fire department.

That’s OK, we’ll pay for it.

It’s all about you and your limitations.

Obesity isn’t something that you all of a sudden wake up with.

You have to work at it. It’s deliberate and selfish.

Your grand finale will be when you drop dead at a Vegas buffet.

Oh., your parents will be so proud.