“We’re sorry, but that’s just the way we do things here”

Net 90? What the hell is that? Tennis? I didn’t build you a friggin’ cyclotron, I provided you a much needed service at the time with a very quick turnaround. I seem to remember the word “emergency” being bandied about at the time. Frequently. We’re not talking capital equipment here or new construction. And by the way, you’re not exactly G.E. (Are you?)

I wonder if you’re this flexible with your accounts receivable. I hope I can remember what the check is for if I’m still alive when it gets here. If it’s not post dated and I don’t drool all over it at the nursing home. I mean, how much interest can you make in 90 days? At this stage of my life, I don’t even buy green bananas!

My wife wants me to put your out takes on YouTube, but that would be funny, uh, I mean, wrong! Seriously, If you need a few bucks to make payroll let me know. I would love to help, plus I could use the write off. How’s that old joke go, the check is in your mouth … ?

Love ya,

Lou Zerr