Killing The Golden Goose

Your body is like a golden goose. A golden goose is something that is a very good source of money, business health and longevity.

Your body is your golden goose.

And your goose lays golden eggs.

And a goose that lays the golden eggs, sometimes rendered as the goose that laid the golden egg, refers to someone or something that is a valuable source of money, power or other advantages.

The goose that lays the golden eggs is a reference to a tale told in an Aesop fable.

So why are you slowly strangling the life out of it?

You feed it horribly, you deprive it of exercise, sleep and balance. You medicate it with anything your ill equipped doctor tethers you to.

You blame your aching back on heredity or a slipped disk. You spell relief, A-D-V-I-L.

In truth, most of you have no idea what’s going on with your body, uh, your goose.

When you finally find out you’re prediabetic, have dangerously high cholesterol and are morbidly obese, you blame your parents.

Your goose is your ticket. No goose, you get no health and no wealth.

So get off your honkin’ butt and give Enlightened Rogue Fitness a gander.

Just giving you a little goose. 🙂

Please note: I welcome comments that are offensive, illogical or off-topic from readers in all states of consciousness.

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