Rogue Ramblings (Satire)

I know I post a lot of wild, sexually driven, profanity laced, inappropriate content on here. I realize it might offend groups of any age, gender, social class or species. I mean, if that’s OK with you.

These insensitive, incoherent and drug induced ramblings, interspersed with F-bombs, double entendre and sexual innuendo are surely over the top by any standard, and are designed to keep you on the edge of your examining table.

I can assure you that these disgusting entries will be removed shortly, as they are to be included in an upcoming children’s etiquette book to be released in the fall. In an effort to show them how NOT to act in mixed company. Children learn by example I am told. I use “I am told” because I am not allowed to re-produce in the sate where I currently reside. But I am very excited about this project and I know you must be too. What’s not to like?

The publishers and myself are working around the clock to get this book into your hands as soon as possible. The artwork is posing a challenge but we are up to the task.

I know you share my excitement and enthusiasm for such an entry into the literary world. You can sign up here to be notified of any early release dates and upcoming book signings.

Please tell your friends, family and associates that they will be blessed and uplifted by the messages weaving through every page.

Cash is always appreciated and thank you for your support. The Enlightened Rogue.

Please note: I welcome comments that are offensive, illogical or off-topic from readers in all states of consciousness.

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