I have been posting non stop lately. Everything from the back of cereal boxes to the Advil package insert. Been quite disconcerting. Like trying to bail out a huge sinking ship full of dysfunctional passengers.

The clinical term is “post-urasoff” but is most widely known as the rare genetic disorder called “Hearnage” and is, in all cases, fatal. It is accompanied by long rants, flashbacks, recriminations, half finished sentences and a very uncomfortable rash.

Please help me battle this crippling affliction by donating whatever you can to the American STFU Foundation.

Your efforts in this cause will help fund the valuable research that will once again allow me to STFU.

Please note: I welcome comments that are offensive, illogical or off-topic from readers in all states of consciousness.

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